I’m not related to O. Henry, but then that wasn’t his real name either. He picked it out of a newspaper, and picked the O because it’s the easiest letter to write, or so he said.
I’m a Dave Barry wannabe. I want to be just like Tom Bodett when I grow up. Mark Twain; simply an idol. Jean Parker Shepherd, on the list at number two. I want to be an American raconteur.” a person who is skilled in relating stories and anecdotes interestingly.” I tend to think I’m funnier than I am, but then don’t we all?
My simple purpose for this blog is to force myself to write something every day and, in turn, maybe entertain a little or tell you something you didn’t know. A daily dose of bitching, complaining, historical facts, current events, and plain ol’ opinions. Nothing is sacred. I find as I get older, my opinions make perfectly good sense. Most of the time I can’t believe everyone else doesn’t agree with me. And let’s face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
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January 2011. And it’s “twenty eleven” not “two-thousand eleven.” We didn’t say “one-thousand nine-hundred ninety-five” did we?